Tuesday, August 30, 2016


The old man in the bathrobe asked me if I had any regrets. I had worked hard my whole life. I had a lot of material success, and on the whole I was happy with my relationships. However, I told him that I regretted being so serious in my youth. I never took the time for fun in high school or college. He sold me some bath oils and told me that they would renew my outlook on life. Well, they worked! Here I am: thirty years younger, female, and stacked! I can't wait to enjoy myself this time around!

Monday, August 29, 2016


Mark and his girlfriend Yvette were falling deeply in love, but after a month of dating, Mark still hadn't received more than a chaste peck on the cheek. In as nonconfrontational a manner as he could, he asked her why she was being so chaste.  Oddly, she handed him a bright red lollipop and told him to lick it while she explained.  Mark was confused, but the lollipop was delicious and he wasn't about to refuse Yvette anything.

"I'm in love with you, Mark, and I want to spend eternity with you," she explained. "But I have a confession to make. I am a succubus, and any sexual contact I have with a mortal will drain their essence and make me more powerful. However, I have decided that you are the one, so I infused that lollipop with pure demonic ichor. You should be feeling the changes by now. You're going to become my twin sister. Now we can make love safely and hunt the mortal realm together...forever!

Sunday, August 28, 2016


Jeez, Mike, look at him. He has no clue what the curses in that book are doing to him. He's acting like he's always been the hottest chick on campus. As soon as He's done transforming, we have got to get That book into the hands of as many dudes as possible!

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Thursday, August 25, 2016

Doubling Kate

The same magic that turned me into a copy of Kate Upton also caused me to double in size each time I orgasmed. As you can see, I've been busy.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016


I'm so screwed. Somehow my wife found the syringe with the nanites I was going to use to turn her into a sexy, horny bimbo. She must have injected me while I was asleep. Now I've become the living wet dream I was going to turn her into. I wonder what she has in store for me?

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Level up

The guy at the game shop said that the new edition of the rules would help me "level up" my game. Had I known that the magic in the book would put me into the life of the elf princess Ardala, would I have bought it? Would you?

Monday, August 22, 2016


Dad was an asshole, but he was a rich asshole, so I waited sixty years for that piece of crap to die so I could inherit his millions. Wouldn't you know it, two months before he died, the old goat went and married some conniving gold-digging bimbo who is barely older than my granddaughter. She persuaded him to leave everything to her, leaving me completely penniless. The only thing I got was Mom's wedding ring. Well, the joke's on her. Mom's ring was magical, and it had the ability to allow me to switch minds with anyone else.  You should have seen the look on my old face when Bambi realized that she would be stuck as a sixty year old man with prostate cancer who was dead broke. As or me, I have a new lease on life to enjoy Dad's fortune and my stepmother's tits.

Sunday, August 21, 2016


What am I going to do? I programmed the transmitter to turn me into the embodiment of all of my fetishes. Just for fun. Being a big-titted, nymphomaniac schoolgirl with glasses was all well and good, but I had to add "dumb bimbo" to the parameters. Now I have a 75 IQ and I have no clue how to change myself back!

Saturday, August 20, 2016

That moment

That moment when your friend tells you that he used the last charge in his magic wand to turn you into his dream girl.

Friday, August 19, 2016


The admiral said the device was the only way to stop the kaiju attacks, and, being a good Marine, I volunteered to be the first test subject. Growing to the size of a mountain was a surprise. Becoming a woman was an even bigger one. Once I squish that pesky lizard, I'm going to make the best of my new situation.

Thursday, August 18, 2016


Well, I'll be danged, Vern. That there alien ray gun done turned you into a mighty fine girl. Y'all want to try out your new equipment before I go on a shooting spree in town?

Wednesday, August 17, 2016


Are you nuts, Kevin? Someone spiked the champagne with a gender swap potion. Each sip is making you bustier and more feminine. If you finish that glass...oh, you knew that, didn't you?

Tuesday, August 16, 2016


It was my first day home from the hospital, I couldn't stop thinking about Jennifer. She had been generous enough to offer her body for donation, and if it weren't for her, I would have died in the accident. I felt bad that Jenny had died of an overdose, but her body allowed me to live on. I swore to live a better life to honor Jenny's spirit.

Monday, August 15, 2016

Genie greed

Kyle and Dan argued about what to do with their third wish. They agreed to split the three wishes the genie they freed offered them. Kyle wished that they would be irresistible to women, and Dan wished that they could each become billionaires. But for the third wish, Dan wanted to wish for long, healthy lives, while Kyle got greedy and wanted to wish for more wishes. He snatched the lamp and yelled "I wish for three more wishes!" The genie, now free, was under no compulsion to grant them herself, so she turned Kyle into the new genie of the lamp.

"You asshole!"  Kyle shouted. "I'm stuck like this forever. And...and I think my earlier wish is still in effect, because I really need you to fuck me...Master."

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Fighting it

Don't fight it, Mike. It will only make the curse take hold more strongly. You're shaping up to be a fine looking woman. You're even sexier that that little Korean tart you were seeing behind my back. You're going to be dumber than her, too. I can already see intelligent thought fading from your eyes...why, was that a giggle? You're actually enjoying this, aren't you?

Friday, August 12, 2016


Give it up, Ray. The tide must have come in twice since you dropped the amulet. You're going to have to face the fact that it might be a long, long time before we can switch our bodies back.