Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Countdown to babery

Look, I know you don't believe that I'm really Simon. If you looked into my eyes for a second instead of at my rack, you might see I'm telling the truth. And unless you believe me, the viral nanites that are in the confetti cannons are going to start their work as soon as they go off at midnight. Hurry, we don't have much time! They're due to go off in five...four...three...two...Oh, Happy New Year, hot stuff!

Cheaters never win

So, Matt, I'm sure you realized by now that those weren't performance enhancing drugs I injected you with. Indeed, you're going to find it impossible to play on the men's basketball team ever again. You see, our schools rival has paid me a lot of money to make sure you missed the rest of the season. And to sweeten the deal, they allowed me to create my perfect girlfriend. I must say you look fantastic now, and judging by the way you came to kneel in front of me rather than punch my lights out, I'd say the mental conditioning is starting to work just fine as well.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

All the proof you need

Now do you believe me? You need to get your ass over to school right now and fix this. Obviously, that lame-ass genie of yours took your wish to be surrounded all day by horny big-titted babes to mean he should change every person at school--male and female--into something like you see in my selfie. And horny? It's taking all of my willpower to stay in here rather than join the lesbian orgy out in the hallway. So get your genie down here right now and lick me...I mean do me...I mean fix me. Samm. It's getting hard to think straight...

Not the man I used to be

Hey! Where's the t-shirt I was wearing? And what are these...things growing on my chest? I remember telling that exotic dancer how easy her life was--she just twisted around on stage and people threw money at her. I laughed when she said she was going to put a curse on me. Maybe I should have taken her more seriously.

Monday, December 29, 2014

100,000 hits!

In less than a month online, you have helped TG Captions 4 Ever get over a hundred thousand hits! There is magic in your visits, and you patronage has given me the power to give myself the body I have always dreamed of. Thank you so much! Keep coming back, and you may feel the magic, too...

A whole new world

I'm not sure how it happened, but when I went to sleep, I was a 35 year old bank employee in Houston. Now, somehow, it's the third year of the Silver Dragon, I live in a palace in Austronia, and everyone is calling me Princess Virus is. And, oh yeah, I have tits and a vagina. I might be looking forward to exploring this new world and this new body more, but next week I'm due to marry the half-orc Prince of Kolkor.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Clean body, dirty mind

My wife will probably believe that I accidentally used the experimental nanite shampoo, but in all honesty, I have been dying to use it ever since we developed it in the lab. I'll have to pass myself off as her teenage niece. I'm so looking forward to going shopping for new clothes! If I ever get out of the tub. These new boobies feel sooooooo good! I almost feel guilty about what is going to happen when I pull the plug and release these nanites into the water supply. I suppose millions of lives will be changed, but I'm guaranteed a whole lot of hottie friends to have fun with!

Time travel is cool

This is not what I expected when I became the world's first time traveller. I was supposed to be an invisible and noncommittal observer. Instead, I found myself inhabiting the body of Princess Ariella. Worse, since I now had physical form, there was no way for me to return to what had once been my present. I had two options: I could mope about being stuck  in the eleventh century, or I could accept my fate and have some fun. As you can see, I went with option two!

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Hot tub....of Doom!

I panicked as the waters swirled around us. The nanites that had infused the water in the hot tub had turned both Richard and me into copies of our assistant Lauren. But while I was freaking out about the fact that we might not be able to change back, Richard seemed more concerned with checking out his new equipment.

No returns

It was the best Christmas ever. Who would have thought I would get a MAU as a gift? I tried on every body under the sun, and I was under the impression that I would have three days to play before I had to go back to my original body. However, someone must have activated the unit on Christmas Eve, because it has only two days, and I seem to be stuck in the body that's a copy of my daughter's best friend!

Friday, December 26, 2014

Lost in a cloud

Gentlemen, please observe the effects that the nanite cloud is having upon my assistant Marty. The nanites he is drawing into himself through the hookah have a narcotic effect, rendering him oblivious to the physical and psychological changes that are occurring to him. Note that the advanced nanites can reshape clothing as well as the body, now reaching completion in under three minutes. The only effect over which we don't seem to have control is the increased state of sexual arousal, which lasts between twenty and sixty hours. Just a warning, though. Do not approach Marty, no matter what she says. The nanites remain active for a week, and one kiss could transfer enough to you to begin the process.

Wish granted

Santa came though with not one but two Christmas wishes. Not only did he turn me into the sexy babe I had always dreamed of becoming, but he also gave me the power to transform whomever I touch into an identical copy of myself. Is that mistletoe above your head? Would you care for a kiss? Your Uncle Phil was only too eager to kiss me earlier....

Thursday, December 25, 2014

My best present

My friend Ivan owns a shop that sells games and collectables. He's a really nice guy and he gives us a 10% discount, on on Christmas, he gave each of his regular customers a special figurine from the RPG we play each Thursday in his shop. I got Swordwoman Jynxx. As soon as I touched it, I found myself in Jynxx's body, fighting a hydra. This is awesome, but I wish I knew how I was going to get out of this...

All I want for Christmas

You know, after opening the present with the magic remote, none of these other gifts hold my interest (unless they contain lingerie).

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Jolly Elves

After making fun of a fat guy they thought was a department store Santa, Mark and his friends found themselves in a much better position to spread some Christmas cheer.

Happy holidays! May you get what your heart most desires!

A long walk home

It was quite an honor, being chosen as the first human to travel by telepoter. There was some risk involved, but I didn't hesitate for a second. I knew that I might overshoot the landing pad. Well, I overshot it by several thousand miles. I'm somewhere in the Czech Republic, I think. What nobody anticipated was that I might be physically changed in the jump. Seconds ago, I was a seventy-three year old Asian American man!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Escape from the haunted castle

I had lost so much in the haunted castle: My friends, my masculinity, my humanity. The insane vampire who had trapped us there had thought to transform me into the likeness of his long lost lover. I had been helpless to stop myself as my newly undead body drank the blood of my former friends. Somehow, when the vampire tried to claim me as his bride, I was able to resist, and when I pushed him into a shaft of sunlight, I freed myself of his control forever. It took me a week to learn the spell that would allow me to cross running water and free myself from this cursed castle. I already feel the hunger building within me. How long will I be able to hold on to the last vestiges of my human soul?

Selfie of Doom!

I know you're not going to believe it, Tony, but that's me in the Selfie. I just wanted you to see what will happen if you don't listen to the bartender's advice. He told us that after serving us those Sluts on the Beach that we should touch any other alcohol until we were totally sober or we could end up flat on our backs for ten years. I thought he was talking about a hangover, not some magic chick-making potion. Anyhow, if you don't want to end up looking like me, with a horny streak a mile wide, stay away from booze until tomorrow!

Monday, December 22, 2014

Three days until Christmas

Jack was thrilled to receive his MAU a few days before Christmas. Of course, his real gift will come on the 25th, when the MAU shuts down, leaving him stuck in this form forever!

Spread the love this holiday season! May your wildest dreams come true!

The cold bothers me. Anyway...

I never really believed women when they complained about being cold all the time. Yet when my son's witch girlfriend swapped bodies with me while we were on a family vacation. I'm worried about what that bitch is going to do with my security clearance. I'm worried about the way my own son is looking at me. But mostly, I'm worried about freezing to death unless I get some sweatpants soon!

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Remote possibilities

Matt felt a pinch of guilt as he tried another button and changed his friendship further. Steve seemed unaware of the changes. If he were, he would probably be furious that Matt had used the remote to turn him into a cute, petite Asian teen. He would be even angrier that Matt had used the remote to make him into his eager and loving girlfriend. The remote shaped Steve's memories to accept the new reality, however, so when Matt hit the "Duplicate" button, Steve accepted that he had always been twin sisters from Taiwan, both named Steve, who wanted nothing more than to drag their boyfriend Matt into bed to show him a good time.

Pre-virus pep talk

Don't be worried. It didn't hurt at all. In fact, there was nothing more than some dizziness and a slightest. I went to bed early when my symptoms appeared, and when I woke up, I looked like this. I was frightened at first, but I soon learned to love this body. It feels so good to be touched, and while I'm not as smart as I used to be, I would go back if I could. I'm so much happier now. You'll be happier now, too. There's no known cure for the virus you now have, Dad, so relax and think about all the fun you'll have as a beautiful young girl like me.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

It's all just a game

Hi, my name is Maya, but it used to be Mark. It's safe to say that there have been a lot of changes in my life these days! You can read about how my girlfriend and I became the most powerful beings on the planet in the following story. Enjoy!

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen

Friday, December 19, 2014

The feminine Mystique

I had one wish, so I wanted to make it count. I wished to be able to change into anyone I wanted, whenever I wanted. I wound up as Mystique. I freaked out about being a chick at first, but since I can become a man again with a mere thought, it wasn't that big a deal. As time went on, however, my new body began to feel more natural. I find myself spending more and more time in my sexy blue skin. When your body feels this good, why change?

Stay in the pool

I had heard that the hotel pool was cursed, but I laughed those rumors off, since I was hot and the waters looked inviting. Minutes after I jumped in, however, I developed a new respect for curses. There was nothing even remotely masculine about me anymore. My formerly rugged frame had been replaced with soft and sexy curves. But my gorgeous New body was tingling, and I knew the curse wasn't through with me yet. A moment later, I had split into two identical selves. We looked at each other (or, more accurately, I looked at myself) with hunger in our eyes, and before we knew it, we were in each other's arms. That was eight years ago. We've been having sex ever since then, without stopping for food or sleep. I haven't aged a day since we were changed (pronouns are hard now!). Our skin isn't even wrinkled! Hopefully, someone will discover our pool soon. I don't know what will happen if they jump in. Either they will free us from my curse, or else they will also be transformed into sexy twins to join us in our lovemaking.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Best buds

Dude, how could you do this to us? We've been best buds ever since Boy Scouts. You're acting like a real ass ever since you got that magic wand.  First, you turn us into chicks. Then, you turn us into creatures from your pervy manga books. Now you've made us so horny that we spend all day making out with each other. Don't leave us like this! Either change us back or join us!

A balanced approach to work

Oh, crud. I can barely stand in these heels, much less walk in them. I don't have a lot of time to learn how to be a convincing dancer. The club ownership that if I don't earn a thousand in tips by the end of the weekend, he's going to leave me like this forever.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Who's the bitch, now?

You used that wand to give yourself everything you ever wanted, didn't you? You became a billionaire, you moved into this mansion in South Beach, and you turned me into your horny and insatiable girlfriend. You must have thought life was perfect, didn't you? Did you care that your former best friend was now your bitch, screaming inside every time you made her go down on you or made her take it up the ass? Well, I have the wand, now. All it took was one wish to take everything from you. I'm keeping it all: the money, the house, the body. I can't decide whether to throw you out on the streets, turn you into my pet Chihuahua, or make you into a horny slut of my own. You see, life's a bitch, and so is you former best friend...

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Loving the new life

When I turned my husband into a woman, my goal was to teach him how to show some respect for what women have to go through. However, when I offered to change him back three days later, he begged me to keep the curse in place forever. I wasn't sure, but as you can see, my husband can be very persuasive.

All's well

Hi! Remember me? I'm Mai. My former wife turned me into her adopted daughter in order to teach me a lesson. After my difficult teenage years were over, we decided it would be best if I stayed as Mai and left the house.

Well, after a few months at college, the situation improved with my ex-wife. It turns out that we're much better as mother-daughter than as husband-wife. We found that we could talk about serious things for the first time. I even told her about my experiments with sex and she actually had sympathetic advice about relationships that didn't suck. Best of all, she decided to teach me witchcraft. Soon, I'll be able to turn people into sexy girls like me. I'd like to dedicate my new life to helping others be as happy as I am.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Refusing the cure

After all these years, they finally found a cure for the TG Virus? That's great for the people who are still freaking out about losing their birth gender, but I don't think my condition needs curing. I love the woman I've become. I love being soft and sexy and gorgeous. So take your cure to someone who thinks they're sick. I'm staying this way!

Note: Over 95% of the men transformed by the TG Virus refused treatment for their condition...

Sunday, December 14, 2014

A tool in a haystack

Oh, man, I must have been really drunk to turn myself into a hot chick last night. All I remember was lots of tequila, several make out sessions, and a surf instructor named Orlando. That's all hopefully in the past now, but if I can't remember where I left the wand in the next three hours, I'm going to be stuck like this forever. I only hope I didn't leave it below the high tide mark, or I'm screwed.

Truck stop magic

Witches have no sense of proportionality. Sure, it was rude of me to tell her she had a nice rack, but I meant it as a complement, and anyhow they were just words.

Well, she said some mumbo-jumbo in a strange language. When I asked her what they meant, she said "just words".

The curse she laid on me didn't kick in until the next day, when I had parked my rig at a truck stop in Oklahoma. I was making some repairs when I found myself like this. My truck ain't going anywhere until I get a new fan belt, and to do that I'm going to have to go into the shop. I hope "just words" is all I have to face.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Literally the best cologne ever

Oh, shit. What is in this stuff? The guy who sold it to me said I would get some hot pussy if I used this after a shower. Or did he say I would get "A hot pussy"? Or maybe he said I would BECOME a hot pussy if I used it. Of all the nights...the guys were going to come over before we went clubbing. The way this stuff makes me feel, I think the party is going to be right here!...hey, is that a tail?

Truth, Justice, and a Killer Bod

The Zeta Wave had done what legions of supervillains had failed to do for generations. In less than a second, the green pulse of light had reduced the earth's supers to lifeless husks, indestructible lumps of flesh without souls or minds to animate them. That's when normal criminals ran wild. As police had grown lazy by relying on supers for so long (and criminals having to be all the more ruthless and creative because of them), the pendulum of justice swung dramatically to the dark side.

There was one hope for justice: the Omicron Device. It could transfer minds, but, sadly, it could only be powered by consuming a star. Superman had charged it with a dying red giant just before the Zeta Wave hit. We had one shot, so the plan was to have a volunteer of impeccable moral character sacrifice their body to inhabit a body capable of interstellar flight. Then, the volunteer could recharge the device and thus earth's supers could be preserved.

That's the way it was supposed to work in theory. I'm Mike Johnson, the "volunteer of impeccable moral character." I used to be a fireman, and I won a Broze Star in the first gulf war. I saw my chance to help others, and what kid doesn't dream of being a superhero and fighting crime? They were pretty clear about it: when I woke up in the Omicron Chamber, I was going to be Superman.

At least that was the plan. I woke up like you see me. Nobody knows how my soul jumped the intended target and landed in Power Girl, who was two states away at the time. You would think being able to fly, use heat vision, and lift an aircraft carrier would be a huge adjustment, but the truth of the matter is, I was more freaked out about having a vagina and a pair of spectacular tits. This body felt amazing! Every pleasurable sensation was a million times more intense. I wondered at how the original Power Girl was able to do anything but play with herself all day.

In a nanosecond, I realized that making this body feel pleasure was my main goal in life. Impeccable moral character or not, I did not want to spend my life at the beck and call of the authorities who expected me to do their work for them. And their first request was to recharge the only device that could create the only beings capable of keeping me from getting the pleasure I deserved. One blast of my heat vision destroyed the Omicron Device. Without super intellects to rebuild it, and without a star to charge it, I'm the only game in town.

And what a game it's been! Sure, I spend some time fighting crime. With super speed, I can clean up a dozen cities in a day. And none of this "follow the spirit of the law" crap. I want to make it clear who is in charge. It's a good thing that this white uniform repels all stains.

That leaves most of the day and all of the night to have fun. Nobody, male or female, can resist the Magic Cleavage Window. I've had sex with supermodels, porn stars, and actresses--sometimes all in the same night!  I suppose I should feel bad about selling out the earth, but with each spectacular orgasm, I remind myself that it's my world now.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Last minute panic

What am I going to do? The Transformation nanites were supposed to restore my old body after exactly forty hours. It has been almost two and a half days, and I'm still stuck as the sexpot babe I thought I'd try out for the long weekend. I have to be at work in two hours! No-one is going to believe I am Professor Bentley when I look younger than one of my students. I've heard of rare cases where the nanites fail to store the original user's DNA. What if I'm one of the unlucky one-in-ten-thousand?

Thursday, December 11, 2014

One last shot

You're too late. The nanites I injected into my husband yesterday have sequenced his DNA and reshaped his body. He is now my identical twin. Closer even. And the last injection, which you just witnessed, will reprogram him with my memories and personality. Soon you will have two Doctor Alison Parkers to worry about. And if this test is successful, I will release the viral nanites into the ventilation systems at JFK, Heathrow, and Narita International Airports. Within days, the world will be mine. All seven billion of me.


The old lady at the shop told me that I could use the potion to turn anyone into my ideal lover. Normally, I'd laugh at a claim like that, but I had seen her turn a cat into a dog, so I decided to give it a shot. Things had been rough with my wife lately. We hadn't had sex in years, and she never lost a chance to make me feel like crap.

I don't know how she found out about it, but as soon as I tasted the sweetness in my coffee (I take it black), I knew that she must have switched the mugs.

"Thought you would poison me?" she sneered. "That's low, even for you." But then her eyes grew wide as the potion took effect within seconds. Instead of falling dead or stretching my guts up, my hair grew out, my facial features grew delicate and became Asian, and my body...well, my body became the one I had fantasized about ever since I was a teen.

My wife didn't know whether to laugh at me or turn green from jealousy. Later, I saw her drinking from my mug, but the potion was good for only one transformation. I had become my own ideal lover--I still don't have sex with my wife, but I Jill off at least five times a day, and the sex is fantastic!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Magic ink

You can go back to being a man any time you want, honey. Just have the tattoo removed, and you'll be my husband again. I'm willing to bet that you choose to stay as my lesbian lover, though. You never got aroused so easily when you were a man. You never screamed when you came, and I made you scream over and over again last night. I can feel you get hot from just one little nibble on your earlobe, but like I's your choice.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Transformation Meditation

Mike kept his eyes closed and tried to remember to breathe deeply. He only half believed what the to go had told him about meditating in the sacred forest. The priest had promised a "new life" and after losing both his job and his wife in the same week, Mike was ready to believe anything that offered him a chance. And he had to admit, after a few minutes of deep breathing in the peaceful forest, he began to feel healthier and more energized than he had in thirty years. His body fat seemed to melt away, and the aches in his legs from assuming the lotus position no longer troubled him. His whole body singled, almost as if it was reshaping itself in response to his subconscious desires. In just a few more minutes, he would open his eyes, prepared once more to face his new life, but wholly unprepared to face his new body.

Enchanted Grove

Jake couldn't believe it had happened to him. He had heard the stories, of course, but he had been unable to believe the tales of the spirit who haunted the darkest part of the woods, capturing seafarers and turning them into protectors of the wood. Now Jake was an honest-to-goodness dryad. He had no idea how to get his old body back, or if he could ever leave the grove again.

The season is about giving

Do you like the body I got you for Christmas? I hope you think it's as nice as the one you gave me.

I love it! This magic box body morpher was the best idea for a gift exchange ever!

Forever Body

But I think I will choose this body as my reward for repeat visits to "TG Captions 4 Ever". Thank you, magic website!

Monday, December 8, 2014

Frequent Flyer Body

So, TG Captions 4 Ever just reached 50,000 hits, and as a thank-you gift, the moderator has unlocked a special feature. On your tenth visit to the site, you get to replace your boring old body with a sexy female form of your choice. I have a few more to try on. I hope you don't need the mirror for the next few hours.

Witchy wife

Six years ago, my wife and I got into an argument about having kids. She seemed to think I wanted them, but I didn't want to give up my life for eighteen years. That's when she used her twitchy powers on me. I became her twelve year old adopted Vietnamese daughter Mai. Nobody remembered the man I was except her and me. Going through school again was tough, and my wife made sure I didn't have a bit of fun along the way. But tomorrow I head off to college, and my wife has given me a choice: go back to the way things were, or start over by remaining Mai forever. While I miss my old body, I can't wait to be free of the old witch and finally have some fun with my sexy New self.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

A huge deal. Two huge deals.

You said you could get the magic remote working again. Don't tell me that it's not a big deal to be trapped in some porn star's body. Do these look like "not a big deal" to you?

I think I'll keep it

The genie gave me only one wish, so I wished for a young, hot, stacked, perpetually horny blonde whom I could have sex with whenever I wanted. I suppose the genie could have twisted any of those modifiers to make my life a living hell. I guess I should count myself lucky that he only part of the wish he twisted was the last part. I suppose I could get mad and sulk, but remember that "perpetually horny" bit? Turns out I can get off just by looking at my own reflection. And the genie was generous in his interpretation of "young". He could have made me a seven year old kid. Instead, he took my wish to mean "perpetually eighteen years old." Looks like I'm going to have a lot of time to have fun with this body? So did I get what I wished for? Not really. But ask me if I care!

Lab accident

My wife is almost home, and I wish I knew how she would take the news of the lab accident. It wasn't my fault, really. Jacob was the one who dropped the vial of viral nanite resquencers. Before any of us knew what was happening, everyone in the lab was an identical copy of Yuki, our lab assistant. I wonder if my wife will be relieved to learn we were able to contain the nanite cloud, or upset that I'm now female, Asian, and young enough to be her daughter.

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Bikini Beach showdown

You jackass, you know what the old lady would do if she caught me topless again. I'm already pissed at you for bringing me here knowing full well that the showers in the locker room would turn me into a chick. So give me back my top. It's only an hour before our day passes expire. They WERE day passes, right?...No?...Then how long am I stuck like this? A week? All summer? FOREVER?

Friday, December 5, 2014

TG virus on the loose

So, you think it's funny that I caught the TG Virus? Well, it may interest you to know that the CDC has just announced that the virus is highly contagious. After what we did last night, you had better get used to the idea of being my twin sister, Dave.