I know you're not going to believe it, Tony, but that's me in the Selfie. I just wanted you to see what will happen if you don't listen to the bartender's advice. He told us that after serving us those Sluts on the Beach that we should touch any other alcohol until we were totally sober or we could end up flat on our backs for ten years. I thought he was talking about a hangover, not some magic chick-making potion. Anyhow, if you don't want to end up looking like me, with a horny streak a mile wide, stay away from booze until tomorrow!
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