Wednesday, December 3, 2014

The green-eyed monster

That's it? You're just going to leave me here like this? Look, you were the one who thought it would be fun to use the MAU to turn me into your supermodel best friend. Is it my fault that the machine stopped working? Is it my fault that I get way more attention than you when we go to clubs or the beach? Just because that lifeguard thought you were my mother is no reason to take it out on me.

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