Saturday, December 13, 2014

Literally the best cologne ever

Oh, shit. What is in this stuff? The guy who sold it to me said I would get some hot pussy if I used this after a shower. Or did he say I would get "A hot pussy"? Or maybe he said I would BECOME a hot pussy if I used it. Of all the nights...the guys were going to come over before we went clubbing. The way this stuff makes me feel, I think the party is going to be right here!...hey, is that a tail?

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