Monday, November 30, 2015

Awkward moment

That awkward moment when your buddy informs you that the spell he used to switch your body with your cousin's is permanent.

Sunday, November 29, 2015


Honey, guess what? The guys at the lab discovered a new delivery system for the body morphing nanite technology. Now, changing your body is as easy as taking a bath.  How would you like to join me? There's more than enough bubbles in here for two.

Saturday, November 28, 2015


Where is he? Alan was supposed to be here three days ago with a new power cell for that magic remote of his. But he's late. And speaking of late, my monthly visitor should have been here a week ago. I think I'm in trouble.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Don't be a baby

God, don't be such a baby. I don't remember you asking my permission when you used that ray gun of yours to turn me into the girl of your dreams. Power Girl, really? I thought you were more mature than that. And I thought you were smarter than to try to touch my super-boobs. No matter how a woman is dressed, her body still belongs to her. So, no, I'm not going to apologize for using my heat vision to vaporize your little toy. You gave me this body and these powers. Now deal with the fact that I'm in charge now.

Thursday, November 26, 2015


Look at what just a few grains of this magic salt did to me. I'm guessing that no-one is going to be calling me Grandpa this thanksgiving. I think I'll spike the gravy with the rest of the salt. They'll thank me for it...

Wednesday, November 25, 2015


Um, remember when I said I sealed the lab so the TG Virus couldn't escape containment? I have s confession to make. I may have taken one or two teeney tiny shortcuts.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Game, set, match

OK, I know I agreed to wager my masculinity on the outcome of our match. And it was nice of you to offer me a chance to win it back. But do you really think it's fair for me to play in the outfit you conjured for me. I can't run in these heels!

Monday, November 23, 2015

Crappy lab procedure

So when I volunteered to be a test subject for these body morphing nanites you invented, I did so under two assumptions. One, any changes you made to me would be reversible and, two, you would save a backup copy of my old body for me to change back into. You have got to be the worst scientist I have ever met.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Traditional wishes

I've read so many stories about genies who twist wishes so they end up turning their masters into horny women. I figured that the genies must have gotten it out of their systems by now. I mean, genderswap twists are so cliche, right? So when I found a wishing ring of my own, I figured that the genie would grant my requests for youth, good looks, and wealth pretty much as I intended. Now I'm the trophy wife of a Shanghai billionaire. Seems I overestimated the maturity of genies.

Saturday, November 21, 2015


"Hey, Kyle, I thought you creatures of the night were supposed to avoid direct sunlight."

"You're thinking vampires, idiot. That cursed statue we found in a sea cave turned me into a succubus. We can endure the sun, and if you had a body like mine, wouldn't you show it off in a bikini? Now don't blow my cover, or I'll suck your soul."

Friday, November 20, 2015


"Holy crap! My transformation gun works! Isn't that great news, Ben?"

"*giggle!* Who's Ben? I'm Candace, and I'm here to fulfill your every desire."

"Stop playing, Ben. The transformation was only supposed to be physical. If your mind was effected, too, I'm not sure I can change you back."

"Change me back to what? Who is this Ben you keep talking about. Look, do you wanna fuck or don't you?"

Thursday, November 19, 2015

No place like home

I took shelter as best as I could from the tornado, but when it lifted me from my hiding place, I thought I was a goner.  I blacked out, and when I came to, I was surrounded by a bunch of short people cheering me as being a witch killer. I also found myself in the body of a teenaged girl. I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Save the rain forest

We know so little about the plant and animal species that have yet to be discovered in the rainforest. The potential for medical advances are staggering. For example, just last week, before I was scratched by the Jubjub Thorn, I was a forty year old medical researcher named Brian.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015


I know you think it's funny every time you see me like this. Yeah, nothing is funnier than zapping your best bud with a gender swap ray. Well, I've learned to live with it. I don't care if you fix that toy of yours. See that yacht out there? That belongs to my new husband. So who's laughing now?

Monday, November 16, 2015

Stop growing!

Stop growing! Damn. I'm going to be huge. I thought the witch was going to punish me by simply turning me into a girl. But it looks like her spell is turning me into an overendowed teenage sexpot, just like her daughter. How was I to know that the kid was only sixteen?

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Surprised daughter

Hi, June! It's me, your dad! And this is Uncle Roy. After that call from the principal, we decided you needed more supervision while you were at school. So we used Roy's nanobots to become teenage girls. We're going to be your new best friends!

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Sculpture garden

What am I going to do? I finally found the sculpture of Tiresias where I was changed into a girl. But whatever magic changed me seems to be gone. I can't live my life like this! People are looking at me...

Friday, November 13, 2015


Look, I agreed to come over for tea to listen to your proposal. But if you keep spotting nonsense, I'm going to leave. Swapping someone's gender with no more than a few microscopic nanites is impossible. You'll be laughed out of the scientific community if you go public with this without proof...Hey, why is your apartment so drafty?

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Final countdown

Dammit, where is she? If my wife doesn't return with my body in the next thirty minutes, were going to be stuck in our swapped bodies. She always did have a rotten sense of timing. The least she could do is call.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Little secret

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So you discovered my little secret, did you? Well, I had my reasons to drink the potion. I reassessed up, my skills fading with each passing year. The Syndicate was going to eliminate me before long if I became  a burden to them. So I did what anyone would do. I traded in my old body and went for a new one. And, let's face it, I'm twice the assassin as Black Pearl than I ever way as Jagger. So now that you know, you know I'll have to kill you, unless you would like to drink the potion and become my apprentice.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Sealed lips

There's a chance that if you find the magic spring that turned me into a busty babe, you'll discover some way to turn me back. So, consider my lips locked. I'm having too much fun to ever go back to being a man.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Not a surprise

What a surprise. You used you remote to steal my dick. Now let me guess. You're going to turn me into a horny babe n lingerie who can't say no. God, Dan, you're so predictable.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Bimbo Beer

Jack, put the bottle down. Each sip is causing your hair to grow blonder and longer. Each sip is making your lips plumper and more kissable. Each sip is making your breasts bigger. Each sip is making you hornier. I get it. You like being a bimbo. Just knock it off before you go completely overboard.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Too much

They told me to take no more than a sip of the feminizing potion. I should have listened. I drank the whole bottle instead, and now I'm gift times the woman I intended to become!

Friday, November 6, 2015


"I can't believe how lucky we got tonight!" Paul told his friend Ernie. "We won every carnival game they had, from Whack-a-mole to Ring Toss. We even won at the Wheel of Gender. Nobody ever wins that."

"Yeah," Ernie said. "I love how these fuzzy stuffed animals feel against my soft girly skin. Take my unicorn: HE'S SO FLUFFY!"

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Got your gun

It ain't so damn funny when you're not the one holding the gun, is it? Well, I have your gun now, and payback and I are both bitches. Bet you're wishing you had built a "reverse" function into the gun, huh? Because I have this baby set to "maximum bimbo" setting.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

A simple wish

I made a simple birthday wish to be happy. I didn't know what to expect. The magic of the wish turned me into Mary Sue. I'm beautiful, rich, and young. Everyone wants to please me, and problems just melt away when I'm around. Anybody I have the slightest interest in immediately falls in love, and this fantastic body of mine gives me unbelievable sexual pleasure. You might think that having a life where everything is so great might lead to soul-draining emptiness...but it's great!

Winning the Prize

Tuesday, November 3, 2015


Come on, Mr. Johnson. You have a long way to go to finish writing "I will not grade my students harshly" a hundred times on the board. Once you're done, well consider letting you have your old body back...if you show us a good time first.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Magic tattoo

I thought I would change back to my old male self when I removed the magic tattoo. But whatever I try, the tattoo remains on my stomach. When that old lady told me that tattoos are forever, she wasn't kidding!

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Request: Jonathan's fin day

Jonathan learned many things the day he visited Mermaid Lagoon. First, since all mermaids are female, they need an alternative way to continue their species. Second, the waters of the lagoon are enchanted to transform any man who swims in them into a beautiful mermaid. Third, being a mermaid is fantastic!