Saturday, November 21, 2015

Daylight

"Hey, Kyle, I thought you creatures of the night were supposed to avoid direct sunlight."

"You're thinking vampires, idiot. That cursed statue we found in a sea cave turned me into a succubus. We can endure the sun, and if you had a body like mine, wouldn't you show it off in a bikini? Now don't blow my cover, or I'll suck your soul."

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