Sunday, November 8, 2015

Bimbo Beer

Jack, put the bottle down. Each sip is causing your hair to grow blonder and longer. Each sip is making your lips plumper and more kissable. Each sip is making your breasts bigger. Each sip is making you hornier. I get it. You like being a bimbo. Just knock it off before you go completely overboard.

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