Tuesday, January 31, 2017


Don't you recognize me? I would think that you would want to get to know someone better before inviting her back to your apartment.  It's me!  Lance!  Fooled you, didn't I? We got the nanite technology working, and I decided to give our latest design a field test. I slipped a dose into your drink when you weren't looking. We're about to become identical twin sisters. Cheers!

Monday, January 30, 2017

Sneaking suspicion

I can't believe my wife tricked me into a day at Bikini Beach. I thought she would be mad when she found those texts that my ex had been sending me.  Instead, I guess she thought we needed some "girlfriend time" to talk through our differences.  Wait.  Why is she handing all that money to the club owner?  Why is she laughing and waving that Lifetime Pass in my direction...?

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Kitty love

Olaf, I have a vial of the antidote that will turn you human and male again. Let me give it to you...shit! What did you do? That vial you just smashed took me over a year to make!  And did you just scratch me with your claw?...Dammit! You're contagious, aren't you?

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Don't wanna go

Listen, Robert, you have to go. The resort was really clear. If you overstay your two weeks here on Genderswap Island, you might not ever be able to get back to your old body...oh, that was your plan all along, wasn't it?

Friday, January 27, 2017

Boss lady

Why do wishes have to be so complicated? When I said "I wish to be the billionaire CEO of a major company," I thought I would find a pile of Microsoft stocks in my portfolio. Instead, I woke up in the body of Jackie Victoria, the heiress to the lingerie empire.  I'm also their hottest model.  My new daddy is sick, and he just appointed me the CEO to run the company in his place.  I better get dressed before I go meet the board...

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Is she strong? Listen, bud...

OK, recreating the lab accident that gave Parker his powers might not have been a brilliant idea. How was I to know that the spider I irradiated was a female Black Widow?

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Scrambled molecules

I don't care if you fixed the transporter and can un-swap with Ensign Chesty.  I am never standing on that damn pad and having my molecules scrambled ever again, do you understand?

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Never say never

Hey, Jim, remember how you bet me a thousand dollars I could never get a photo of Monica's boobs? Well, I have her body for the rest of the night. I'd like the money in cash, please. And if you have another thousand, I might let you touch them...what? Am I worried about acting like a jerk? No worries. Monica and I had an agreement. Right now, she's showing my dick to her friends...

Monday, January 23, 2017


Look at me!  Was wishing for eternal youth and beauty really the right thing to do? I had to give up my manhood, and now I must watch as everything I've ever known grows old and fades.  On the other hand, I'm really hot! Might as well enjoy myself...

Sunday, January 22, 2017


Please! You have to give me a ride uptown! I know what it looks like, but I'm not some random hooker. Some witch put a curse on me, and unless I get to her magic shop in the next twenty minutes, I'm going to be stuck like this forever...Hey!  Put that money back! Weren't you listening? And I'm not going to do anything with you for less than five hundred!

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Fully operational

It can be overwhelming picking your android body. While you can always upgrade later, the safety protocols at DroidTech strongly advise against it in the first decade after your transfer your consciousness, as your mind needs time to adjust to its new brain and nervous system.  I thought about having the engineers recreate my former body when I was eighteen, albeit with a few more muscles. Then I toyed with the idea of building a new body based on some famous actor or athlete.  Then I decided, what the hell! I'm only going  to get one shot at this, I might as well have as much fun as I can!

Friday, January 20, 2017

Getting baked

I knew Donna had been up to something in the kitchen, so while she was in San Diego, I went through her recipes until I found the one for her "Sexy Cookies."  I followed the recipe exactly, even adding exactly three drops of the "enhancer" that I found hidden in the back of the cupboard.  Sure enough, I found the secret of her beauty.  Then I downed the rest of her bottle of "enhancer." Won't she be surprised when she gets back!

Thursday, January 19, 2017

The Wedding Banquet Game

Tell me again how you're going to change me back after I convince your parents that I'm your girlfriend? Look, I'm happy to help you hide your orientation from them, but I read the warning on that remote of yours. Aren't you taking a really big risk if this little masquerade of yours goes on more than three hours?

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Fairy in a jar

I didn't believe in fairies either, until I found an injured one in my back yard. I suppose I could have nursed her back to health, but instead I put her in a jar so I could show her to the world. She begged for her freedom, offering me youth and sexual charisma in exchange for unscrewing the lid. I should have demanded specifics before letting her go.

Monday, January 16, 2017

Last Skype

Don't look at me like that, Roger. I'm not going to help you. I had your return ticket cancelled, and I made sure that your passport went missing. Without an American Consulate on Gernderswap Island, you're going to end up living there for a very long time. Oh, and I cancelled your credit cards. I wonder what job a pretty young thing like you can find to pay for your room and board?

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Wrong shop

Ernie thought a flower shop would be easy pickings for burglary. However, Isley's Floral Boutique proved to be more challenging than he thought. Some vines animated and held him fast while blossoms sprayed pollen in his face. Ernie blacked out, and when he came to again, he found that he had been changed. "Holy crap!" he thought. "I'm the exact duplicate of the dame that owns this place!"

Saturday, January 14, 2017


"You saw the news, Brian.  That bus is about to plummet off the Golden Gate Bridge. There are forty children aboard. You're the only one with the powers to save them."

"Dude, I can't believe you used your only wish to turn me into a chick..."

"I wasn't trying to! All I said was 'I wish there were a superhero here who could save those kids.' How was I to know that you would become Wonder Woman?"

"Well, you have me over a barrel. After I save those kids, I'm coming back here. And if I'm still mad, I'm going to put you over my knee."

Friday, January 13, 2017

Wrong curse

"What's going on? Why am I still a girl? You said that I would become a guy again if I came into contact with cold water. This pool is freezing!"

"I don't know, Dan.  Maybe your curse is different from the one I researched."

Thursday, January 12, 2017


"Well, I hoped you learned your lesson, honey. After a weekend at Bikini Beach, I hope you have a better appreciation for what women have to go through every day of their lives."

"I did learn a lesson, Sweetheart. That's why I upgraded my membership to a lifetime pass."

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Sister Act

There's no need to cover up, Mr. Morgan, or should I say Sister Lucretia?  There will be no secrets between us. You have drunk of my blood, and now you shall spend eternity serving me in whatever body and capacity is pleasing to me. And at the moment, I desire a high priestess to the dark god we now serve.  And as you are my thrall, I desire to see that which you keep hidden.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017


My ex should be here any minute now.  It was awfully nice of her to offer me some of her old clothes. Adjusting to life after the TG Virus has been bad enough without having to dress in the same trampy clothes day after day.

Here she is now...I do believe she is jealous!

Monday, January 9, 2017

The Good Fight

I was the only one who knew that the recent appearances of Power Girl were really my girlfriend Alice. The magic brooch she owned turned her into an identical copy of my favorite superheroine, powers and all. Alice was great in the role, fighting crime and helping people in need. When she got trapped in an alternate dimension, I knew I had to step up and wear the brooch myself. The world needed  Power Girl.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Soft kitty, warm kitty

Did kitty like his milk? Such a predictable kitty, to take things that weren't his...Are you even in there, Ben? This isn't going to be any fun if the mental programming kicks in too fast.  I want you to know how much I loathed you, and how much I'm going to enjoy having you as my adorable, submissive catgirl maid.

Saturday, January 7, 2017


See that guy over there in the trench coat? He's the guy with the magical remote that turned us into hot chicks. He doesn't know that I know he did it. He also doesn't know that I sabotaged his little toy. We got lucky when he gave us these bodies. I'm not going to let him fuck it up by turning us back into guys.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Not upset at all

Most of the guys who contracted the TG Virus were utterly despondent for months. Losing their members was a trauma that proved difficult to recover from. Not me, though. I had been fantasizing about having a body like this my whole life. For others, the virus is a curse. For me, it's a dream come true.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Rich and famous

Well, when I wished to be rich and famous, I should have known something like this could happen. I found myself in the body of Tiffany Styles, the hottest country singer in years.  I have five minutes until I'm due on stage. I sure hope I know how to play this thing.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Forbidden Forest

I always thought that the Forbidden Forest was named that to keep curious kids away. But when I went in there looking for morels, I encountered a fairy princess. She shrieked when she saw a man as big as I was, and she covered me in  pixie dust. These days, I live in the forest, helping the fairies keep it safe from intruders. And for some reason, men are FORBIDDEN from entering this FOREST.

Now I get it.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017


Hey, Anthony? Looks like I got the big half of the wishbone. Guess what I wished for?

Monday, January 2, 2017

Getting off...with a warning

It looked I was in for a steep fine after running a red light. Fortunately, I had my TF Gun with me. I turned Officer Dan Stokes into Officer Donna Stokes. I also ramped her libido up to the maximum. She's going to make me work off my fine in the back of her patrol car.

Sunday, January 1, 2017


At midnight, we all made a wish.  One of us had his answered. Gary wished that I would become his girlfriend, Jessica Rabbit.  Why couldn't he at least have picked one of the women at the party?  Well, he can play pat-a-cake by himself. I'm going to spend 2017 getting even with him.