Monday, December 22, 2014

The cold bothers me. Anyway...

I never really believed women when they complained about being cold all the time. Yet when my son's witch girlfriend swapped bodies with me while we were on a family vacation. I'm worried about what that bitch is going to do with my security clearance. I'm worried about the way my own son is looking at me. But mostly, I'm worried about freezing to death unless I get some sweatpants soon!

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