So, St. Peter asks me about the kind of body I wanted to spend eternity with. You have to admit, his wording was a little unclear. I thought the reward for a life of virtue would be eternal sex with a supermodel, not being a supermodel for eternity. Well, they can make me an Angel, but they can't make me angelic. If I'm going to be stuck like this, I'm going to have some fun.
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