Saturday, June 4, 2016

Water of Life

Do you like the sensation, Professor Quimby? All it took was a few drops of the Water of Life added to my pool to cause you to transform from a crusty old man into a gorgeous young woman. Do you still think my discoveries are inconsequential? Wait until I turn the rest of the department into a harem of busty nymphos. I may even decide to add a gallon to the town's drinking water supply.

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