Fembotted

"You're kidding me! These two lovelies are really Eric and Tyler?"

"Well, sort of. Their brains have been implanted into cybernetic bodies. Some of their memories and aspects of their behavior remain, but their personalities are controlled by the central programming chip."

"So you turned them into sexbots!"

"Charlie, you're not going to believe this, but they asked me to do the procedure on them."

"Bullshit! Who would..."

"It is true, Charlie. We are so much happier this way.  Let us show you our capabilities, and you may want a body like this for yourself."