Travel accident

Look, the "Take a Vacation from your Body" plan was supposed to be foolproof. My body was supposed to be in cold storage while I spent the last two weeks in the body of this sexdroid. You can't be serious that you allowed it to just walk off. What am I supposed to do in the meanwhile?

(The travel agent knew at the time that John's body had wandered into traffic, but they decided against telling him until the first shock had worn off. Sexdroids were not good under stress.)