The old lady said that she couldn't reverse the spell unless I brought her the magic amulet. She said it held my "male essence." I thought it would be fun to spend a week on the beach as a sexy babe. I never thought I would lose my only way back to manhood in the sand. I don't even want to think about the possibility that the storm we had last night washed away my masculinity forever.
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