Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Anti-vax

So I bought into all that anti-vaccine hysteria. Sure, the TG Virus was highly contagious, but I heard that the vaccine can give you herpes. I figured that I would be safe if I just washed regularly. Well, this morning, while I was washing myself, I discovered the wisdom of vaccinations. And the irony of it all is that now I'm a dead ringer for Jenny McCarthy!

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