Honey, put the wand down, please. It's bad enough that you turned me from your husband to your daughter. But now you seem determined to live vicariously through me. You turned me into a sexy knockout. You made me a straight A student. You made me the captain of the cheerleading team. I get it. I'm everything you weren't in high school. So why didn't you just use the wand to change yourself to live out your high school fantasy?...Oh, I get it. You ideal high school experience involves having a twin sister, doesn't it?
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