Saturday, April 18, 2015

Request: Leonardo's Luck

Why so angry, honey? You're the one who chose to punish me for my infidelity by paying that witch to put a curse on me? Is it my fault that I'm so much more beautiful than you? Can I help it if men just throw themselves at me and shower me with gifts? I'm not exactly sure how this was supposed to punish me for my infidelity, but don't even think about trying to get the curse reversed. That witch and I have been trying out a little lesbian experimentation as a way to cap off our shopping dates. So, um, I guess I should thank you?

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