Saturday, April 18, 2015

A Familiar tale


My girlfriend revealed to me that she was both bisexual and a witch. It was a lot to take in, but I told her I was committed to the relationship. She said that if we were going to continue to go out, I would have to become more familiar with her. At least that's what I thought she said. I guess I assumed that she wanted me to see her naked or something. Turns out I misheard a few key words. Life as a witch's familiar is...interesting, but at least I get to see her naked.

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