Donna, the hot blonde next door, and I were kidnapped by aliens. For weeks, we were poked, prodded, and probed. Finally, they decided that Earth was not worth their interest, and they used their matter transmitter beam to return us to our native environment. Only they seem to have crossed the streams or something, because when we got home, we were in the wrong bodies. Not that I'm complaining. Let Donna deal with the aches and pains on my former seventy-five year old body. I'm off to a pool party!
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