Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Throw it away

You're offering to turn me back? Since you used that magic remote of yours to turn me into a chick, I've been scoring free drinks, I got a modelling contract where I earn more in a week than I did all last year, and I learned that our favorite supermodel Holly Masters is a lesbian with a thing for blondes. So you take that remote and throw it into the ocean for all I care. I'm staying this way.

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