Monday, April 3, 2017

Wake up

Wake up, George.  You'll be happy to know that the surgery was a success. You now have a brand new cyborg body that should be much more durable than your old one was. Of course, your old one was 97 years old and cancer ridden, though, so that's not saying much, is it?  Anyhow, there was a slight wrinkle in your plans.  Your wife found out about your philandering back in the 50's and 60's.  She paid doctor Henderson a lot to customize your new body. Sorry about that. While you were out on the table, she had legal power of attorney.

2 comments:

  1. He should thank his wife, with a body like that he can continue philandering for another twenty years! lol

    Cheers
    Zapper

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  2. Did... you rip off my second life profile? o.o

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