Pranks

"Ssh. Stop laughing. You'll wake him."

"I can't help it. This is the best prank ever. He's going to freak when he wakes up."

"Yeah, I know. Pretty funny. Just don't lose the scroll that explains how to change him back."

"Uh-oh.  You mean that yellowed tube-y thing of old paper?"

"Don't tell me..."

"Um, when does the recycling truck come by?"