Roomie

"Jesus, Bob. You have to change back now. My girlfriend will be here any second now, and she's going to flip if she catches you looking like that."

"Honestly, Dan, you need to relax. It's not like we've done it or anything. She'll realize that it's still, horny, hetero Dan inside of here, the same rookie you've had for three years. Seriously, ever since I got my shareholding powers, you've been way too edgy."