The witch said I had twenty four hours to find the girl with whom I swapped bodies if I ever wanted to get my old one back. She did not take well to being me, and she went on a total bender. I located her with one hour to spare. Over the phone, I told her she could meet me at the airport, while I hung out at the apartment of some chick I met at the lesbian bar. Like I'm going to go back to being a flabby fifty year old man when I have a body like this!
Hehehehe . . . Who would blame him?
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