Monday, December 28, 2015

Not Mike

No, you can't be Mike. Mike is a 250 pound man. And I know him well enough to know that if he got changed into a girl, he would be mad as hell, not smiling stupidly at me. So nice try, "Mike," but I'm not about to be punked today...Hey, it's nice of you do offer me some of your drink, even though I saw through your clumsy joke...Hey, it's making my whole body tingle. And come to think of it, where IS Mike?

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