Foul ball

Attendance at Dodger's games has soared ever since they began the "Catch a foul ball, win the body of your dreams" promotion.

Lab Accident #34

Aw, c'mon, honey. Don't be mad. Accidents happen. It was a million to one that one of the workers would be exposed to the morphic nanites. I just happened to be the guy who tripped and broke the seal on the containment unit.  So I'm stuck like this until we find a way to reverse the process...What's that? You're not mad that I'm a teenage girl now? You're mad that I'm dressing like a slut?

Little did William know that his wife had paid off the lab manager to sabotage the work on the reversal process. She was quite fond of having a teenage daughter to raise...

Regrets

As she stared at her husband, who was wearing a skin-tight PVC dress and  loaded for bear, Karen started to regret slipping him the genderswap potion last week. Had he really learned his lesson about being a sexist pig? Or had he found a new way to make her crazy?

Parents Day

Oh, ha, ha. Very funny. You 'lost' the remote. You do know that tomorrow is Parent's Day, right?  My parents were worried that their darling son would change when he went off to college. Imagine how they will freak when they meet their daughter...!

Emissary

People of earth! The Vraxeen have named me their emissary in order to communicate their ultimatum to you. Once, I was a tired old man with stage four cancer.  The Vraxeen have given me this young, healthy body.  They offer us this and all of their technological marvels for one low price: they want to convert the earth into a pleasure planet resort for them...

Breather

Take a deep breath and calm down. This can't be happening. People just don't swap genders, like I just did.  Alphonse has to be messing with my mind somehow. Curses aren't real.  I have to keep telling myself that. And why would my best friend trick me into becoming his girlfriend?

The Garden

I knew that this would happen, but I could not believe it even as my body changed. I could not get over how the power of the Fertility Goddess changed everyone who entered the Garden of Paradise into a vessel for her blessings. I could already feel her power well inside of me, even as I became smaller, softer, and more feminine. Did I have any regrets? Take a good look at this body and ask me again!

Andrew doesn't live here anymore

Oh, you're looking for Andrew? I'm sorry. He doesn't live here anymore...Where has he gone, you ask? Well, let's just say that he's in a happier place, living the life he always wanted to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few more loose ends I need to tidy up.

Punished enough?

"I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

"I said...I said that it was wrong of me to objectify women. All women, witches and non-witches alike, deserve to be treated with respect. I should never have grabbed you, and I will never to that to another woman without her permission in the future."

"Very good. You seem to have learned your lesson. I'll stop your breasts from enlarging any further."

"Thank you, ma'am. And may I ask when you're going to give me my old body back?"

"Oh, don't be silly. I'm rewarding you with a female body for having learned your lesson.  If you decide to be ungrateful, I might decide to inflate you again."

"No thank you, ma'am. I like my new body."

"That's the spirit, dearie."

Closed for season

I went to Bikini Beach on a dare. Being changed into a busty babe in the showers was a shock at first, but over the weekend I began to get used to my new body. I even had a little fun and contemplated another weekend next year. Then word came that, due to technical difficulties, Bikini Beach Club would be closing for the season. Everyone would be stuck in their beach bodies until the park re-opened next June! What am I going to do? I'm the starting left tackle on our football team!