Sculpted to perfection

After hours of playing with the magic remote, I finally had the body of my dreams. Goodbye, James the grocery clerk. Hello, Vanessa the swimsuit model!  I'm trying to think of a single reason why I put this off for so long!

Help, please

Don't leave me here like this!  I'm sorry I didn't respect you. I'm sorry I slept with your best friend.  I'm really sorry I slept with your sister. Now please change me back. Those men said they wanted to keep me here as one of their whores. I can't live like that. It's beneath me...oh, my god! Did you just make my tits bigger?

Oblivious

"Seriously, how can he not notice the transformation yet? Those new knockers of his have to weigh fifteen pounds each!"

"All part of the prank, my friend. The potion we slipped him will keep him oblivious to the change until three hours have passed."

"But by that time the change will be irreversible!"

"Yeah, I'm not seeing a downside here. Do you?"