Keep calm and carry on

While the rest of the cabin was in a state of pandemonium, I kept my cool and tried to find out what had happened. It seemed that most of the earth's population had randomly switched bodies with a nearby person. Scientists were looking for a way to help people get back to their old bodies, but I knew that it was too late for me, as the shock of switching had killed my eighty year old old body in the seat next to me. I knew that it was going to be an interesting couple of days after that eight year old kid claiming to be the pilot lands this plane.