Apples to Ravens

I've always been an expert apple bobber, and the old lady congratulated me when I won the contest. When I asked about the prize, she laughed and sad "You get to take my place. Enjoy the next thousand years as the Halloween Witch!"

Mischief night

A magic costume. Very funny guys. You got me. I'm going to be Supergirl for Halloween. This wears off after the holiday, right?...right?...You assholes!

Nymph potion

Something must have gone wrong. I mixed the Nymph potion in with my girlfriend's chamomile tea. I must have gotten some on my hands!... All right. I can get out of this. If I go three days without having sex, the potion should wear off...is that my girlfriend? Damn, she looks just like me. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Grab me by the what, now?

I told the waitress she was overreacting after I grabbed her playfully. She called me a pig, and I told her to lighten up and enjoy the attention. I should have known that a curse was in store for me. After a week of doing her job, I'm coming around to her point of view.

Conumdrum

What do I do? My sister wants to swap back, but I've grown fond of this body. Should I call her and tell her I lost the wand?

Contagious

You can come up. The TG Virus has run its course. The doctor said there was only an 18% chance I was contagious. Or was it 80%? I was too busy jilling off to be listening carefully.

Sick

Maurice hated going to the doctor. He waited until the fever had spiked to a hundred and three degrees. By then it was too late. The TG Virus had done its work, and there was no going back.

Unexpected

I knew that the artifact would give me immeasurable power. I didn't know that it would transform me into a colossal demoness. Not the path I would have chosen, but I like it. I can't wait to play with the city below.

Escape

With the killers at my door, I had just seconds to use the magic remote to make my escape. I figured that they would never find me if I physically entered a tv universe. I didn't have much time to choose. It was either The Walking Dead or a Baywatch rerun.

Awkward meeting

Excuse me? You're actually claiming that you're me? Look in the mirror mister. You're a disgusting middle aged slob. Unless we magically switched bodies, there's no way you could be right. And magic doesn't exist. So keep walking, or I'll call the cops...

Universal

I always dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman, so when I obtained a magic wishing ring, I immediately said: "I wish I could become Miss Universe." This is certainly not what I expected. My nipple alone is bigger than a thousand suns!

Facing reality

"Come on, Tim, smile for the camera."

"I don't want to, John."

"Look, that old witch is dead, and the magic to change us back died with her. We have no job, no ID, no money. If we can't make this modeling gig work, we'll starve."

Eight months

This is the android body they gave me for the eight month journey to Jupiter's moons. The other nine astronauts aboard the Icarus  all have identical bodies.  NASA thinks that this will improve morale by forcing us to think and act like a team. With a lot of wild lesbian sex, apparently.  Then it's a six month mission there, and another eight months back. And then these android bodies are built to last four hundred years...We may decide to go colonize a nearby system.

Symptoms

The latest strain of the TG Virus also changes the victim's clothes and causes severe temporary disorientation. Arthur, shown here, has been wandering downtown for an hour, unable even to remember his own name.

Counter-potion

Aaron, we found the potion that will turn you back into a man. Isn't that great news? Aaron? Why don't you look happy? You don't really mean to stay this way, do you?

Enough?

"Come on, Mike, don't you think he's had enough?"

"I'll decide when George has had enough. He was going to use this magic cellphone app to turn us into mindless bimbos. I'm doing to him exactly what he would have happily done to you. So don't get squeamish now."

Day 35

Day 35

I've given up trying to look and act masculine.  The nanites have now changed my body to the extent that I am now fully female.  I may as well get used to it. In fact, I'm starting to enjoy feeling pretty. All I need now is to experience the true joys of womanhood. Do you think it would be weird to ask one of my former students out on a date?  Would he see me as a sexy young woman, or as his middle-aged history teacher?

Exchange

What did you expect, Mr. Parker? You signed up for our 'deluxe exchange program.'  A key component of the program is full cultural immersion.  For the next year, you will be living with a Japanese family, attending a Japanese school, and speaking fluent Japanese.  You should really take this opportunity to explore new aspects of life.

Nice try

Yeah. Nice try. You were going to use that ray gun of yours to turn me into one of your pervy superhero fantasies? Not a chance. I'm as butch and as masculine as ever.

Not funny

Just give me the remote, Gary. This isn't funny. My first date with Sandra is tonight. I've been trying to get her to go out with me for months, and I know for a fact that she is not into chicks...what do you mean, 'mental settings'? Haven't you done enough damage already? Just give me the damn remote, and we'll call it even...don't you dare point that thing at me...oh, shit!

Believe it or not, I wanted this

I screamed in ecstasy as the nanites changed my body. First, my dick pulled into by body, becoming a cute, hairless snatch.  Then my body feminized, growing shorter, thinner, and  curvier. And last but not least, I grew these fantastic watermelons on my chest. Everyone acts like I was the victim of come colossal screw-up, but honestly, this is exactly the body I wanted!

Teachers' Lounge

"Save yourself, Tom!" the sultry woman who used to be the Spanish teacher known as Senior Lopez said. "That brat Todd Allenson is spraying all of the teachers with some kind of strange perfume. We're all ending up looking like this, and I don't think I can control my urges much longer. Get help, quickly!"

Alien parting gift

Jim, you have to help me. While I was checking out the fence on the north forty, a big old flying saucer flew over me and beamed me up. Some aliens then went and shoved a probe up my pooper, and when they was done they told me they was sorry and I could have whatever I wanted. So I told them that I wanted a blonde with big old titties. I had no idea that they was going to turn me into a blonde with big old titties. What am I going to do, Jim?

Never trust a laughing genie

"Really?" the genie asked, laughing. "You're going to go with 'I wish I could get my hands on a ripe pair of tits whenever I want' for your third wish?"

This was the third such wish that week. Sometimes stupid masters took the fun out of twisting wishes, but the genie never tired of this particular twist.

Early adopter

I'm the sort of guy who likes to plan well in advance, so I ordered my Halloween costume in mid-September.  I tried it on as soon as it came yesterday. The bad news is they got my order wrong. Instead of sending me the deluxe Superman costume, they sent the Super-Deluxe Supergirl.  The good news is, the costume was magical. Not only did the costume turn me into  a girl, it turned me into the Girl of Steel.  Having superpowers is awesome. I'm ready to have some fun with them and my sexy new body.

Guilty students

Um, Mr. Harrison? You should probably know that Greg soaked that Apple in gender swap potion.  Each bite makes the effect last a little longer. If you don't want to be a woman for the next month, you should really...oh, you knew that, didn't you?

What you wish for

I thought I was pretty clear when I wished for "kick-ass mental powers."  I mean, all the genie had to do was grant me a little mind control, and I would have been on my way to building my own harem. Instead, he thought it would be funny to swap my gender, turn me Asian, and give me all of the powers of Psylocke.  Well, not exactly what I wanted, but I've been having a hell of a time getting to know my new body. And as for the "kick-ass" part of my wish, the Genie was pretty literal about that. So if you touch me again without asking, I'll show you how much damage this sexy new body can do.

One way ticket

"Hey, Charles, you made our tits too big. Everyone is looking at us."

"Look, if we don't earn enough money to pay for a second nanite injection, we're going to have to deal with a lot more than looks. Until then, all I can do is enhance what we already have. Now smile for those guys over there. They look generous."

Aw, Hell

I wasn't really a religious person, so when that wrinkled old man offered me a winning lottery ticket in exchange for my soul, I thought he was crazy and/or stupid. Turns out there's a lot you can do with a soul. Seems he wanted a girlfriend...

Delayed

I angrily left the clinic. The nanites were supposed to turn me into a massive hulk, and after six long hours and ten thousand dollars...nothing. Then, as I was walking back to my car, my whole body began to tingle. Before my eyes, the nanites activated, and I became...different. Well, I'm no hulk, but this could prove interesting.

The Best Flowers

One sniff of the rare Tiresias Blossom and I ended up like this.  No-one is ever going to believe that I was once Professor Clark Rimsby.  There's no way I can go back to my old life now. I guess I'll have to stay and protect this glade...and cultivate more Tiresias Blossoms.