Early adopter

I'm the sort of guy who likes to plan well in advance, so I ordered my Halloween costume in mid-September.  I tried it on as soon as it came yesterday. The bad news is they got my order wrong. Instead of sending me the deluxe Superman costume, they sent the Super-Deluxe Supergirl.  The good news is, the costume was magical. Not only did the costume turn me into  a girl, it turned me into the Girl of Steel.  Having superpowers is awesome. I'm ready to have some fun with them and my sexy new body.