Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Emissary

People of earth! The Vraxeen have named me their emissary in order to communicate their ultimatum to you. Once, I was a tired old man with stage four cancer.  The Vraxeen have given me this young, healthy body.  They offer us this and all of their technological marvels for one low price: they want to convert the earth into a pleasure planet resort for them...

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