For honor

Marvin knew that certain responsibilities came with his new body. He hadn't asked to become Wonder Woman, but he knew that he should have worded his wish more carefully. "There'll be time for jilling off later," he said. "Right now there's a dam that's about to burst, and they need my help!"

Cleaning up

I'm Hank, the former night janitor for Wayne Industries.  Two nights ago, Poison Ivy broke into the botany labs and tried to plant some device there.  The Batman arrived just in time, but in their ensuing fight, they really trashed the place. Enter me.

I was nearly done when I cut myself on the remains of Ivy's device.   It wasn't bad, but the wound started to sting intensely.  I passed out from the pain, and when I woke up, I looked like this. Turns out the villaness wanted to transform all men of Gotham into copies of herself. I know I should be seeking a cure, but the longer I stay like this, the more Ivy's plans make sense to me.  I wonder how hard it would be to break her out of Arkham? Do you think she might become my girlfriend?

Girl of your nighmares

So you thought you could turn me into a chick and banish me to the Nightmare Realm? Well, I have news for you, buddy. I'm the Queen of this place now, and I'm going to be haunting your dreams every night until you die. And in those dreams, I'm going to take your dick just like you took mine. Only my way is a lot more painful...


Editor's note: Sorry about the long hiatus.  It's actually because of a lot of good things going on in my life, so nothing to worry about.  I'll probably be a little sporadic before I get back to regular posting. In the meantime, enjoy this pr-Halloween fun!