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I don't see why you're upset, honey. I'm the one who should be mad.  You've been looking at naughty websites, haven't you? I was about to file for divorce, but why go through such pain when witchcraft offers such a better solution? You should thank me, you know. I could have turned you into a frog, or a baby, or your Great Aunt Hildegard, but instead I turned you into a composite of all of the women whose pictures are in your browser history. I don't know what you see in those large-breasted bimbo types, but perhaps you'll enjoy looking at yourself as much as you used to like looking at porn...