I'm sorry we were not able to hire you in the position you applied for, Mr. Baker. However, as part of our initiative to hire more women and minorities, we have been able to hire you as an assistant database analyst. I'm sure you'll find that the salary and benefits we offer more than make up for the inconveniences your transformation may have caused.
I'd like to make a request. I always liked the thought of the Midas Touch but with a feminine effect. Turn mean Alex into Alexis seems fair
ReplyDeleteSo, do they have any more openings?
ReplyDeleteLove it!
Hugs!
PammyD