No, don't tell me what your third wish was. Let me guess. Was it something like "I wish my buddy Paul would turn into a sexy woman in lingerie who would be my horny girlfriend"? Oh, no reason, sweetie. Just a hunch...wait! Did I say "sweetie"? I meant to say "hot stuff". No, that's not right either. You...sexy thing...I'm so...turned on...that you turned me into a chick. Argh! Nothing's coming out right. I'm so mad I just want to fuck you right now!
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