Look, I know you thought you were doing us a favor when you wished that all of your friends could become real live superheroes. Bill became Superman, and that's awesome. Ramon is now Green Lantern. Good for him. But your stupid genie decided for some reason that I would make a good Wonder Woman. She was fine with leaving me Asian, but she had to go and take my dick. So, thanks for the superpowers and all, but do you know how infuriating it is to get catcalls every time I go out to fight crime?
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