Saturday, February 28, 2015

A coaching vacancy

Kid, I'm really sorry I yelled at you, and I hope you're not angry. It's just that I've always been a big muscular guy, and this body you gave me is...disorienting. I don't mean to be pushy, and I'm really sorry I cut you from the basketball team, but do you have any plans to turn me back? Because tomorrow is Monday, and if coach Flanngan doesn't show up to practice, there are going to be questions.

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