Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Curse of the blue slime

As the slime slowly receded from my body, I could tell that it had changed me in a dramatic way. The two heavy weights on my chest told me immediately that the rumors were true: shiver invented the slime was determined to transform every last man on earth into a sexy babe. I had to warn someone before this stuff made it into the water supply. Well, maybe after I finish playing with myself. I just feel too good right now...

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