OK, I admit it. The locket I bought for my wife's Valentine's Day gift was enchanted. And, I might add, it worked beautifully. She loved the gift, and as soon as she snapped it around her neck, her hair turned blonde, her boobs grew two cup sizes, and she became obsessed with making me happy. I thought I had hit the jackpot...until I woke up the next morning with the locket around my neck. To my horror, I found that I had become the spitting image of the bimbo I had turned my wife into. Worse, I am unable to remove it. I wonder what my wife has in store for me...
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