Monday, March 9, 2015

Request: Happy birthday

No sooner had he blown out the candles on his cake than Barak felt dizzy. Everything went blank and he felt like he was falling. When he came to, he was in a strange place, the scent of tropical foliage all around him.

Worse, he quickly realized that he was in a strange body! Somehow, he had become a petite woman with long blonde hair, sexy curves, and two of the biggest breasts Barak had ever seen. He was wearing nothing but a skimpy pink bikini and a pair of high heels that, oddly, he could walk in without difficulty.

Dazed, he wandered out of a luxurious house into well-maintained tropical gardens. There, he met a tiny old Asian man, sitting cross-legged under a Palm tree.

"Greetings, Barak, or should I say Brittany?" he said.

"What happened to me? Why do I look like this?" Barak demanded.

"Did you not wish for a better life? You are very lucky to have your wish granted so quickly and directly."

"But I'm a woman!"

"And a beautiful one at that. And rich, having inherited billions from your parents, along with this private island estate. While the premature death of your parents weighs on you, you have many family and friends who love you very much. They will be arriving soon to celebrate your nineteenth birthday."

Brittany resolved not to make any more birthday wishes. This life was perfect.

1 comment: